"Come in. And try not to murder any of my guests."

Green is for things I understand, yellow is for “I’m working on it”, and red means I have no clue. I’m mostly using red.

no-this-is-jarod:

public school dress code

no-this-is-jarod:

public school dress code

thank you Bathtub Barracuda.

anticipat-ed-serendipity:

teenagemutantbatmanpurple:

carryonmywaywardmishamigo:

prayer-circle-for-pie:

merthurshipsjohnlock:

are you sure 

image

Gif. For. Everything.

WHAT IS THIS BLASPHEMY

Fuck that guy, he doesn’t know a good looking man from his own ass

themethfairy:

I FOUND A SECRET SHARING WEBSITE AND THIS IS THE BEST ONE

themethfairy:

I FOUND A SECRET SHARING WEBSITE AND THIS IS THE BEST ONE

Baby: M-m
Mom: Mama?
Baby: The mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell

My dream job.

themarvellousmagnusbane:

I would pay actual money to have Magnus walk in on Tessa and Jem

madgesundersee:

You c a n n o t save her. (x)

gengarvevo:

fuckboyvevo:

japhers:

folwer:

but its important

IM SORRY BUT IM DYING THEY LOOK LIKE A BOY BAND


damn, thems some sexy plants

"would you fuck a cactus"

gengarvevo:

fuckboyvevo:

japhers:

folwer:

but its important

IM SORRY BUT IM DYING THEY LOOK LIKE A BOY BAND

damn, thems some sexy plants

"would you fuck a cactus"

fadeintocase:

rambling-insanity:

fadeintocase:

I don’t understand how people can shower in like five minutes I mean I can go as fast as I can I still have to shampoo my hair and condition my hair and scrub myself and shave and cut myself shaving and use the blood in my summoning of the dark lord then travel to another dimension to ward off my enemies then come back and dry off how do you do that in five minutes

2 in 1 shampoo/conditioner

FUCK

OF COURSE

lornemilee:

HA so these guys in the library were joking around and one is like “So when’s our date?” and they started discussing when and where and what. Then they hugged really hard and slowly pulled apart and just kind of stopped a second and the other was like “… you really gonna take me on a date?” and the first guy is like, “Uh… yeah, man I’ll take you on a date.” AND THE SECOND GUY SEEMED SO EXCITED GUYS I THINK I JUST WITNESSED THE BEGINNING OF SOMETHING BEAUTIFUL