"Come in. And try not to murder any of my guests."

amateurcracksman:

entropysamples:

amateurcracksman:

Yes but how do I know that you’re dating me for my heart and not for my international criminal empire

Because your international criminal empire is what you do, and not who you are.

That is so sweet I might just stab someone

“Drogon,” she sang out loudly, sweetly, all her fear forgotten. “Dracarys.” The black dragon spread his wings and roared. A lance of swirling dark flame took Kraznys full in the face. His eyes melted and ran down his cheeks, and the oil in his hair and beard burst so fiercely into fire that for an instant the slaver wore a burning crown twice as tall as his head. The sudden stench of charred meat overwhelmed even his perfume, and his wail seemed to drown all other sound.

jameskirk:

I felt utterly weak. Like I needed somebody to come in and rescue me. I hate that feeling. I want to feel stronger than that. I want to feel powerful.

clestroying:

turning 12 like

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bonerfart:

soaply:

*upper middle class fucker voice* But you have [one nice thing] so how are you poor 

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thisgirlgames:

"Why are you so upset? It’s just a video ga-"

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paruhnoia:

lisa—05:

You’re okay, Liam. ♥

Teen Wolf -Orphaned


Comic Con International 2014

Comic Con International 2014

everswift:

don’t tell me taylor swift isn’t talented when an album she fucking wrote between the ages of 16 and 18 is THE MSOT AWARDED COUNTRY ALBUM IN HISTORY GOODBYE